Jackie Selebi Still Getting State Pension and Medical Aid


Corruption-convicted former police commissioner, Jackie Selebi, is still receiving a state pension and medical aid, according to a report on Thursday. Police Minister  revealed this while responding to a written question from the Democratic Alliance in Parliament, The Star newspaper reported. More

Tiger Bites Childs Finger Off


A father from Rustenburg in North West is considering legal action after a Bengal tiger bit off part of his child’s finger, according to a report on Thursday. The tip of eight-year-old Karla Malan’s pinkie could not be found after a tiger nipped it off at the Predator’s Rock Bush Lodge, on a guided tour […]

One For The Ladies – Awesome Marriage Proposal


I saw this earlier on the net, and instead of going gung ho on bad news stories I thought I would post this one for the ladies.

David Attenborough narrates a tortoise shagging a Croc


I’m not just talking about any old Croc mind you, I’m talking about the (please God) lesser spotted irrit foot croc, commonly worn by fashion victims the world over. The Internet is very boring today. Until I found this one that is. Remember a few days agoI posted about Sir David Attenborough and the What […]

Epic Video – Slinky on a Treadmill


Cue the dramatic Music. Enter the star. Action! There is something just so special about this video. Some may find this idiotically boring, some may find it offensive. I find it exciting! Will the slinky make it to the end? Will our star achieve its goal? I don’t know you’ll have to watch and see! […]

Do you want to Socialyz your brand?


Want to Socialyz your brand? If you are a brand manager or marketing executive wanting to enquire about marketing your product or brand through Socialyz.com please email media@socialyz.com If you are a retailer wanting to promote your outlet or product please email retail@socialyz.com Want to become a Contributor? Are you a media specialist, brand manager […]

Pubic Braiding Anyone?


Ok I’ve seen a lotofthings on the Internet, but this one takes the cake. I was innocently browsing myFacebook wall until I came across this. Out the window went the innocent thoughts while I tried to imagine what this entails. I dare someone to callthe number!

Excellent Game Of Thrones Parody – NSFW Video


If you love Game Of Thrones then you’ll love this. Its a bit not safe forwork so exercise caution (cover your screen and wear headphones) Game of Thrones, Bitch!

Tech Tuesday – Samsung Galaxy S 3 Review – Video


Socialyz.com will now be bringing you a Tech Tuesday report, showcasing the latest in Tech reviews, news and movements in the Tech field. This week the Socialy.com Tech Tuesday review is brought to you by Sokolic Media.

Sir David Attenborough – What a Wonderful World


After what feels like weeks talking about Spear paintings and all that, I thought it was time for a little bit of culture. To honour the 85-year-old Sir David Attenborough, who just concluded narrating his final series on the BBC, a UK ad agency mashed up footage from his BBC shows with his spoken-word recording […]

The Zuma Penis Painting That Wasn’t Taken to court

HARD-HITTING: Ayanda Mabulu’s Ngcono Ihlwempu Kunesibhanxo Sesityebi (Better Poor Than A Rich Puppet) at the Worldart gallery.

So after all this back and forth wrangling over the right of an artist to show someones penis was discussed at a party I was at recently, it was brought to my attention that there is another Zuma penis painting by Ayanda Mabulu that has not had the misfortune of being hauled through the courts. […]

City Press Removes Spear Image out of Fear


Ferial Hafferjee has admitted in a recent editorial that fear has played a significant role in her decision to stand down the image of The Spear of the nation painting by Brett Murray. This in a country where freedom of speech and expression is supposedly entrenched in our constittution. This is the full editorial: The […]

Lady Gaga Called a ‘Kafir’ – Pic


Lady Gaga’s June 3 concert in Jakarta has been canceled following heightening protests and threats of violence. She has been labeled a ‘kafir,’ which is the arabic word from which it is speculated South Africa’s own ‘K’ word with two fs was derived (

Our Cat Marmite – The Space Cat


You all probably know by now that we have a Cat Mascot. His name is Marmite. Marmite loves sitting in front of our HDTV watching things go down. He is especially fond of watching sport (he is the only one in the place that watches golf – he loves that golf ball) and his new […]

Finally, something for the Bulls to smile about


…and it’s not the game today. Found this on the net today. Well done to these boys. Joe SocialI’m writing this cos I have a lot to say and sometimes I can’t sleep unless I write it. Then its gone from my head. I am a blogger, and a property dude. I “entrepreneur” the shit […]

Nandos Don’t Mind Exposing Their Cocks


…and yet another one! Don’t know if this is a real Nandos advert but you get the idea. The supposed strapline is “Nandos don’t mind exposing their cocks” Joe SocialI’m writing this cos I have a lot to say and sometimes I can’t sleep unless I write it. Then its gone from my head. I […]

New Zuma Spoof


They just keep coming! Saw this today on Facebook and I had to post it. Joe SocialI’m writing this cos I have a lot to say and sometimes I can’t sleep unless I write it. Then its gone from my head. I am a blogger, and a property dude. I “entrepreneur” the shit out of […]

Mandela Weighs in on the Zuma Spear Painting


So right now everyone is arguing in court about the Zuma Spear of the nation painting, instead of running the country. This was bound to happen, some clever dick (geddit) has put together the following image for our enjoyment. Enjoy! Joe SocialI’m writing this cos I have a lot to say and sometimes I can’t […]

PE Dude Tattoos Malema’s face on his Arse


I was reading over at www.lifeissavage.com that two crazy guys from Port Elizabeth took friendly bets where they agreed that the one who supported the losing team of the Champions League final would have a tattoo of Julius Malema done on their arse.

Well the final is over, Chelsea won and Mark who supported Bayern now has this on his butt cheek.

The Naked Zuma and Malema Picture – NSFW


Seeing as photoshopped pics are all the rage right now in South Africa, I thought I would post this little gem that has been doing the rounds on Facebook. Now just to be clear all the trolls out there, this is not my creation! I didn’tmake it, and as such I’ve marked it as NSFW. […]

Switch to our mobile site