K.O.T.M.R.T On Tsunami Watch

So you probably read about the Knights Of The Missing Round Table and how their second home is at

Knights Of The Missing Round Table

At our

Clubbing With Villains

I found this clip. Basically, it’s all about clubbing with villains. This video has them all, and it’s pretty cool, quite catchy and by the second time the chorus comes around you’ll definitely be singing along. This song contains all the villians from films ( and tv series)  such as;  Star Wars, Batman, The little […]

Staring At A Womans Breasts Is Healthy… For Men

…or not! German scientists conducted a study and the study found the men who stared at breasts more often showed lower occurences of heart problems, a lower resting heart rate and lower blood pressure. So trying desperately not to get my boyfriend too excited I did a bit of digging and guess what, it was […]

The Vibrating Factor

I did a bit of research on vibrators. Every girl should have one and I wanted to see what is new on the market. So I came ( no pun intended)  across this advert and I think it’s friggin hilarious. According to this advert you can apply it to any part of your body for […]

The Parlotones – Dragonflies and Astronauts

You’ll remember I wrote an article on The Parlotones and their super event where you can check them out at Nu Metro cinemas in 3D, well, they just posted a little teaser for everyone… AsstasticMore Posts – Website

Earth Hour – The Fight Against Climate Change

You know that at Socialyz.com we like to promote and raise awareness for anything that will benefit the planet, such as the guys at Global Wheeling and their tree planting and round the world bicycle campaign, and events such as Earth Hour. In 2007 , in Sydney, Australia, 2.2 million individuals and over 2000 businesses […]

That Great Big Fire In The Sky

Sunset Over The Atlantic

If you live in Cape Town you would believe me if I tell you it’s been so flippen hot here that it’s almost impossible to do anything during the day. Yes folks, we sit at work in out hot pants and we melt in front of our laptop’s… not cool! I fancy myself a bit […]

The Parlotones In 3D

I did an article a while back on The Parlotones and their concert at the Kirstenbosch Gardens in Cape Town earlier this year and my thoughts were “what can they possibly do next?” well, this is what they are doing next. The Parlotones will be the first band EVER in the WORLD to broadcast live […]

We Owe You One

Joe Social and the TwinMassProducer were arsing about in the kitchen, Joe Social was trying to demonstrate how you can get someone back if you owe them one. Definitely try this at home or at your place of work! Next time you’re out with friends, family, at your place of work or at the

Parking Like This Guy

If you are bad at parking or just can’t follow simple instructions on where not to park, this one is for you. AsstasticMore Posts – Website

Things You Probably Shouldn’t Do In Public…

…Rubbing your finger in a very strange manner! So, last night my man and I went down to our local. We are regulars at

If You Don’t Know Them By Now….

…then you certainly never will. Yes ladies….these are the guys we love. I can picture you rolling your eyes thinking “typical” They certainly spoil those romantic moments, but one thing is for sure, they love their beer. Enjoy. AsstasticMore Posts – Website

‘Till The Cows Come Home

I was feeling slightly depressed this morning, when my sister sent me this. Thought I’d share it with you, and hopefully it will put  a smile on your face too… AsstasticMore Posts – Website

Hot Chicks And Their Do’s

We all love them, those perfect bodies, the skimpy outfits, the beautiful faces and the perfectly rounded boobs. Most men fantasise about them and most women want to be them. Any magazine that has a picture of half naked chicks in it is something I avoid but every now and again I can’t help but […]

Germs in the Playboy Mansion

you’ve heard of them: Most husbands, boyfriends, teenage boys and probably your brother dreams about them. They think us girls are unaware of this fact but who are they kidding? So when it comes to the playboy mansion and the horribly under dressed girls of the mansion I generally roll my eyes. What would you […]

U2 Hits Johannesburg


The U2 360 tour is underway and some lucky people got to see them recently at Soccer City in Johannesburg. Being the party animal that she is, my sister was there. So I had a casual chat to find out what the experience was like. Staying true to South African form, my sister started the […]

Meat Lady Gaga! Who came first, the Egg or the Gaga?

She has been called many things including a hermaphrodite, Lady Gaga has been known for her elaborate ways of “attention seeking”, We all remember the meat dress right? We posted an article on  Lady Gaga’s performance South African style ,but apparently pap and vleis was not enough, she had to add chicken to the mix. […]

Beware The Believers

A friend of mine , Danger Dave,  sends me some crazy shit every now and again..and this is one of them…Gotta Love it! Its a lot like the Carl Sagan Universe Remix Video we posted here. AsstasticMore Posts – Website

The Parlotones at Kirstenbosch

We heard that The Parlotones are playing at D’Aria wine estate in Cape Town in February. We saw them at Kirstenbosch Gardens recently and it’s definitely worth going. This is one for the whole family. AsstasticMore Posts – Website

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