Darth Vader Vs Hitler – The Rap Off

So I wrote an article earlier on Stephen Hawking and Albert Einstein in their own rap off and I mentioned how cool it would be if all historic figures had their own little rap off. Well, here’s another one. You’ll remember my Post about the Death Star Canteen and Joe social’s article on the house […]

Stephen Hawking Vs Einstein – The Rap Off

A while back I wrote about Richard Dawkins’ rap, Beware The Believers which was a lot like the The Universe Remix Video but I’ve come across some side splitting stuff. Imagine having  hisotric figures in rap offs  to see who is mainer. Sharing is caring so here goes.   AsstasticMore Posts – Website

Spears Covered In PeePoo

I’m not shitting you, Britney Spears was covered from head to toes in a stool sample. Apparently this is a deleted scene from Jackass 3 and I just had to share this with you. Like I mentioned before, she is not my favourite person and I would love to see all my least favourite people […]

KKNK – Die Kunste Kom Saam

If you’re South African, you know about this. If you’re Afrikaans, you’ve been there at least twice. It’s that time of the year again! So get ready for another amazing week of the arts in Oudshoorn. From the 2nd to the 9th April all the party animals will come out of the woodwork. I’m pretty […]

Laugh Out Loud with Robbie And Mark

If you don’ t know who Robbie Wessels is or if you don’t know about the Leeuloop then I have no bloody idea where you have been the last century. Robbie does everything from totally common music to stuff that will literally make you wipe away tears! I always seem to come across this clip […]

The Parlotones vs Koos Kombuis

I wrote an article on Afrikaans music and I thought I’d add to it. If you don’t know it by now… I’m big on music. Very big! Yo mamma big! Now my favourite band, The Parlotones, did one of my favourite Afrikaans artists’ songs (Lisa se Klavier by Koos Kombuis)  and when I first heard […]

If Afrikaans Could Only Dance

When people think of Afrikaans music they generally start frowning and slagging the music, because let’s face it, when I say Afrikaans music the first thing you thought about was music back in the day when it was all big Afrikaans words and basically sounded like something out of a bad drama or porn movie. […]

‘Till The World Ends

She went from wanting us to hit her one more time, to doing it again,  to giving her more, and now she wants us to get her on the floor so we can dance ‘Till the world ends. Britney is not my favourite person, but  her last couple of albums have  got some catchy tunes […]

Mahpicki The Side-Kicky

You are wondering who this person is that I keep referring to in my articles here and here. Allow moi to explain… The love of my life and I have a pet name for each other. You all know Winnie the Pooh right? So in the story, piglet calls Winnie the Poo, Pookie. We took […]

The Parlotones Vino In 3D

Last night I stayed up late so I could listen to The parlotones live on air on some American radio station.  As you  probably know they are currently touring America and I am the biggest fan ever!  You’ll remember I did several articles on them and I was also first to buy tickets for their […]

Death By Tray

My bestest best vino buddy and I were sipping some wine, trying very hard to look through the telescope (that doesn’t want to fucking work) and then Mahpicki showed me this really cool video.( Mahpicki is the Mahpukis’ side-kicky ) This is not safe for work, the first word they use is fuck. So please […]

The Salvatore Diaries

We all know about Vampire Diaries and the infamous Salvatore Brothers.  The pilot episode 0f Vampire Diaries  attracted the largest audience of any series premiere since the network began in 2006. It’s your average vampire story: Girl falls for 162 year old vampire. Stephan ( Paul Wesley) is the nice one and his brother Damon […]

Captain Jack Is Back On Stranger Tides

We love him and we hate him, but mostly we  love him. Yes folks, Jack is back…again! The folks involved in Pirates of The Carribean are bringing us a fourth installment. This time ’round Jack  is searching for the fountain of youth. There are some old faces and some new (see Penelope Cruz and Black […]

Jason Derulo Knows What Women Want

He’s got the moves, he’s got the looks and he certainly is very sauve.  Every girls dreams seems to be the lyrics of all his songs. I’m not sure who writes his songs, possibly could be a sister or a something but all I know is, If any man wanted me the way he wants […]

The Sky Is The Limit

Meet Eddie Morra ( Bradley Cooper) , a writer who is basically heading downhill fast untill he gets a second chance. As humans we only acces a small percentage of the information in our brain right? Well it’s Eddie’s lucky day, thanks to the miracle of pharmaceuticals he gets the chance to access ALL of […]

The Castle Lager Effect

The Kak Praat Effect

Most people are good at this and don’t need alcohol to reach this state, but once you’ve had a few beers you just can’t help youself can you? AsstasticMore Posts – Website

Playboy Is Back

Yes Boys, Playboy South Africa is back. I can almost see the excitement in your..err…eyes.The here AsstasticMore Posts – Website

Battle Los Angeles – Cellphone Interruptus

You’ll remember Joe Social writing an article on Battle Los Angeles recently so last night  he took me to go see the movie. Not a  romantic movie but It was a good movie, slight let down,  but good nonetheless.  It pretty much kicked ass; big ass alien ass! The vibe was good, the acting was […]

Poes Rentals

Poes Rentals

No folks, I am not swearing. This is a company’s NAME. They’re called Poes Rentals. They have ALMOST anything. For all your machinery needs call a poes today… They have since expanded and their back door outlet is now issueing Propane gas AsstasticMore Posts – Website

Thrice as Nice

You’ve probably seen it before, I certainly have but this cracks me up everytime. Stand back Jack Parow… Roman’s Pizza is taking over!     AsstasticMore Posts – Website

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