National Cleavage Day

Most people refer to the twin peaks as the 8th wonder of the world but I call mine Mary-Kate and Ashley. April 15 is national Cleavage Day. I had a lookie on wikipedia and this is what they say about cleavage. “Cleavage is the space between a woman’s breasts lying over the sternum. Cleavage is […]

Things You Can Do With Your Lemon

I wrote an article on things you can do with your cucumber, It was truely a fulfilling experience. Now something you can do with your lemon. Lemons make excellent lemonade , it’s great with tequila and if you don’t have any juice, just add sugar and water and you have your own home made mini […]

How To And How Not To Have Incredibly Hot Sex

At socialyz we write about most things. I took a stroll down memory lane and I thought it quite funny that most websites have everything including the S word. At Socialyz we have everything from Science and Technology, Hot Chicks , News and Opinions, Lifestyle to Music and Media. Where is the sex in all […]

The Shuttle’s Final Resting Place

It has been thirty years since the start of the shuttle program and the orbiters are retiring. NASA have announced that these oribiters will spend the rest of their days as museum pieces. I’ll say! If these orbiters could talk I’m sure they would have a lot to say, imagine the stories they would tell. […]

To Space and Beyond – The First Human In Space And The First Shuttle launch

Yes pleeeaaasseee!! Today is THE day. Larger , the

The Worst Pop Song Of All Time – What Kids Say

You probably saw our article on the worst pop song of all time right? Now imagine how much you hate that song and imagine how badly you never want to hear that song again. You are not alone. If you’re an adult you most definitely don’t like that song and if you’re a kid you […]

The Tantrum Saga

We’ve all done them at some point in our lives. We’ve screamed, we’ve cried, we’ve kicked, we’ve thrown things about… Yes folks. The tantrum ( right about now imagine ominous music). At age 25, I still have them. They get referred to as “jealousy tantrums” at my age. I’ve been thinking about this for the […]

Superman Finally Gets Some – Superman The Porn Parody

The Porn Parody

Superman was great, but his films always lacked a certain something. I never knew what it was untill I saw this

Beastly – The Movie Trailer

If you’re a girl, you’ll probably remember Beauty and the Beast. This year, the magic comes back but this time with a slight twist. Modern day and it’s all about looks. People like you because you’re beautiful, and they dislike you because they think you’re not. Unfortunately in this world looks are everything and if […]

Things To Do In Cape Town On A Weekend

I recently posted an article on things you could do in Cape Town on a Wednesday. I’m thinking it’s Friday today and I’m already wondering what I can do tonight and the rest of the weekend for that matter. Arts and Culture The Baxter theatre will be  presenting Red Riding Hood. It’s the story as […]

Things To Do With Your Cucumber

Yes THAT is on this list…but first: One cucumber contains  Vitamin B1, Vitamin B2, Vitamin B3, Vitamin  B5, Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Vitamin C,  Calcium, Iron, Magnesium, Phosphorus,  Potassium and Zinc. I got a list of things you can do with a cucumber and it vary’s from polishing your shoes to hiding the unsightly orange […]

MeerKAT – Looking Back In Time

I’ve written about the stars, about space and about drinking wine while staring into space, and drinking wine while staring at the stars in space. If you know anything about the night sky as we see it you’ll know that when we look at the stars we are basically looking back in time. For example: […]

Graeme Smith, Your Baby’s Waiting – Video

Joe Social recently posted a picture of Graeme Smith and Morgan Deane. So I took it upon myself to find out who, what and why. Morgan Deane was born in Cork, Ireland, 1 May 1985. In 2006 she tried to prove that she has The X-factor but failed to make it through to the final […]

What To Do In Cape Town On A Wednesday

Summer is almost over and winter is upon us. Gone is the party atmosphere and everyone is back to work, you are probably sitting at your desk right now wondering what you could do to save yourself from this big black hole filled with complete boredom. Here is what’s on in Cape Townon a Wednesday, […]

Eminem Jack

I’m sure you’ve noticed we write about Jack Parow quite a bit. To me, he is a bit over the top and I can’t help cringing when we’re out somewhere and EVERYONE sings along to his songs and they know all the words and they think they are just as kief as he is. This […]

Caught By The Me Neither Joke

Have you heard the me neither joke? Joe Social and I always make a point of asking people if they’ve heard it in any conversations we are having and we are also very carefull not to get caugh out with it. I tend to talk in my sleep and last night I was happily talking […]

The Night Sky As We Don’t Know It

Pyramids at Giza

I was nagging my better half and he finally gave in and took myself and Mahpicki to the Planetarium in Cape Town. Now, I don’t know about Joe Social but as far as Mahpicki and I are concerned we are pro’s when it comes to star gazing, and when we’ve had a few glasses of […]

Uncle Frank Is In The House

Myself, Joe social and our faithful sidekick Mahpicki were at our

Parking Like This Guy Part II

The Twinmassproducer parks like a poes

A while back I wrote an article on  Parking like a P*es . I Basically wrote that article for everyone who seems to be illiterate and park like complete tits. I caught this guy out over the weekend.He was even stupid enough to pose for the picture. Gotta love the Twinmassproducer.   AsstasticMore Posts – […]

Best April Fools Prank Ever

So it’s THAT day again. Everyone plays a prank we all laugh ha ha ha and then we move on. The best prank I’ve come across so far is being Bieberised! Some poor sod got his office Justin Biebered. Shame… AsstasticMore Posts – Website

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