Bittereinder – MK Studio 1

I’ve written about Bittereinder before. I am a fan. I am the biggest fan said Sam I am. Anyhoo, peach posted this to their facebook profile and I thought I’d share it with the world. You can see a teeny tiny interview on how intense they are 

We All Believe In The Easter Bunny – When We Are Young And Naive

I wrote an article on the King of Swaziland which featured a cartoon from On Socialyz we post about most things including political struggles. The Elections are coming up in May and Richard Hainebach over at Zapiro’s sent me a few cartoons which I thought I’d post.     This cartoon features ANC leader […]

Kelly Rowland Has A New Single Out And It Sucks

Remember we wrote about Beyonce’s new single and how much it sucks? Well, Kelly Rowland also has a new single out and it also sucks.   AsstasticMore Posts – Website

The Lazy Song

He became famous over night and damn I’m prety sure he’s a billionaire already! Bruno has done it again. Here is his latest song. It’s not as great as the last ones, it’s no love song but it is pretty catchy!   AsstasticMore Posts – Website

King Mswati III – Absolute Monarchy

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King Mswati III, the  ruler of Swaziland has 13 wives and holds an annual dance where he can choose a new bride from  bare-breasted virgins. Now he is flying out to the UK for the Royal wedding. Where does the money for the visit was come from “because Swaziland is one of the poorest countries […]

Weird Al Was Born To Perform This Way – Gaga Not Happy

I posted an article on Google going Gaga earlier. You can read it here, but my mate Dave was brave enough to send me a link to Weird Al’s blog. Which I read. Lady Gaga – if you can’t have a sense of humour about yourself then really “my little monster” you shouldn’t be in […]

Gaga Goes Cuckoo And Google Goes Gaga

We’ve written about her here and here and here and here oh and here oh and we wrote about her banned video here. Lady Gaga’s stupidity wows us the world ’round and we just can’t get enough of her. Probably because she makes the rest of us look so damn good. I recently heard that […]

Pitbull In Cape Town

I wrote an article on things you could do over Easter weekend,  Pitbull was one of them. He will be at the CTICC on the 24th April. Dont have tickets yet? I suggest you move your butt and get some! Tickets are going fast! They are available at Computicket from R300 per person.   AsstasticMore […]

Cape Town Caught In A Time Lapse

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Astronomy Offices In Cape Town

I’ve been reading the papers online today when I came across an article that claims The minister of science and technology has launched the International Astronomical Union (IAU) Global Office of Astronomy for Development (OAD) in Cape Town. How chuffed am I right now?! Naledi Pandor, minister of science and technology launched the OAD office […]

Identity Clothing Thinks You Are A Poepol

It’s a fresh day in Cape Town and the mall was not my first choice of places to go. But Murphy had to come pass her law so there I was making my way back to the car when I passed Identity. These guys so badly wants to be rebels, but unfortunately their rebel turned […]

What’s On In Cape Town Over Easter

Easter is upon us and we all know this is going to be a 4 day work week. Yeeehhaaaa! Most people will be going away but for those of you who don’t have any plans yet I suggest you keep reading. Music Pitbull is in the house! Get your apple bottom jeans on ’cause this […]

This Is Just Taking It Overboard – Justin and Miley

My two favourite not so favourite people,  Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber, awww how cute. It’s almost as cute as the cat making friends with the dolphin video that got sent in to us by our mate Andre the property broker. Thank you again Andre, that was awww so cute. Back to Miley and Justin. […]

Joan Jett – Still Rocking At 52

I found this clip and I cried. Firstly ’cause I LOVE Joan Jett and secondly ’cause Miley Cyrus decided to RUIN these songs for me. Leave it to Joan honey! Her most famous songs; Bad reputation, Cherry bomb, and I hate myself for loving you, were performed on Oprah. The show also included performances by […]

Pole Dancing For Jesus

Ya I couldn’t believe it either… I hope you have your church program so you too can enter… AsstasticMore Posts – Website

The Royalist Star By Far

We all know about the Royal family. We know most things about them and we also know that they also use toilet paper. We also know of the legend that a noon day star appeared on the day King Charlles II was born. Edward Matthew described it as “The Most Glorious Star… shining most brightly […]

The World Is Not Ending In 2012 – I Hope

Well I hope not! I’m still young and I don’t want to die at the age of 27. Yes folks I’ll be 27 next year! If you don’t know about it, there’s an event on facebook called ” End of the World Party” and I’m attending. Professor Jocelyn Bell Burnell was part of a team […]

Oh My God – Please Come Up With Something Else

It seems the whole world has joined the Americans in the “oh my God” phenomenon. Joe Social posted the” aww so cute dolphin video” (thank you Andre the property broker for sending us that cute video, we are still “aww-ing” about it) and all you can hear in this entire video is OH MY GOD! […]

Photography Museum – Showcasing The Best

If you are one of those people who have an eye for a good picture or if you’re the arty farty type this is for you. The Museum Gallery in Woodstock will be showcasing contemporary South African art photography. See Sean Metelerkamp’s iconic portraits of Die Antwoord and Bridget de Gersigny’s delicate hand-printed lithographs. Dylan […]

Stallone Clothing

Yes, I know what you’re thinking. WTF?! Sylvester Stallone got the bug and he is the next celeb to make it in the fashion world. And Where does the inspiration come from? Rambo and Rocky of course! Yikes! Stallone recently said that the clothing makes the man. Shocker! His menswear collection will hit stores next […]

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