The Moon Rock – How To Make A Quick 1.7 Million

It is illegal to sell moon rocks, which are considered national treasures in the US.  The grey rocks, which were gifted to each US state and 136 countries by then-president Richard Nixon, can sell for millions of dollars on the black market. A woman in the States tried to sell a moon rock for 1.7 […]

I had It Wrong – The World Will Only End In October

So I wrote a little note on Judgement Day and we had some follow up articles on a certain someone who had some splainin’ to do. I apparently owe Harold Camping an apology because 21 May was not the day the world would end but it was the day that would draw a chain of […]

Why Men Love Bitches – The Book

The Secret Playbook Saga

I was at a wee piss up at Mahpicki the Side-Kicky’s house this weekend and we had a very interesting conversation with some of her other girl friends. Why do Men Love bitches? The answer to your question lies in the Book – Why men Love Bitches by Sherry Argov. I did a bit of […]

Judgement Day – 21 May 2011

You will remeber I wrote an article on 2012 and how the world will be ending with a bang right? Well I’m sure you’ve been watching the news and as you know according to some people the world is ending tomorrow. So I did a bit of digging and I came across the end of […]

Prime Circle – Touring The Americas

At Socialyz we believe local is lekker.  We are big supporters of the talent South Africa has to offer the world. You should know by now that we follow The Parlotones and Bittereinder. But, we also like Prime Circle. Infact, we love them. We love watching the rise and rise of  the talent we have […]

The Parlotones Art Exhibition

So I’m always first to hear about their new albums or their concerts or special features and I am always the first to buy their wine when Woolworths stocks up.  This time round they have something extra special for you all. I wrote an article this week on their new album, Eavesdropping on the songs […]

The Parlotones Are Eavesdropping On The Songs Of Whales

The parlotones

The Parlotones have finished recording their first studio acoustic album.  The album features brand new acoustic versions of  “Giant Mistake”, “Life Design” and “Should we fight back?”, as well as a few new songs “Tiny”, “Long Way Home” and “Inside”. “Fans will be treated to a striking medley of Rock. Paper. Scissors, Pretend, Radiocontroledrobot and […]

May Is National Masturbation Month

How will you celebrate? Masturbation Month dates back to 2000, the concept is still new. It all started out when proprietors of sex toy shops decided to have masturbation contests to raise money for charity as well as to promote their industry. Over the years, the popularity of it seems to wax and wane. It […]

Who Thought A Fox Licking A Window Would Be Cute

Our mate Andre, you know Andre, the guy who keeps sending us cute things to post, well he sent me this and at first I rolled my eyes but towards the end I was completely mesmerized. This is SO cute, thanks Andre.   AsstasticMore Posts – Website

Bob Marley – 30 Years Later

Nesta Robert “Bob” Marley,  (6 February 1945 – 11 May 1981) was a Jamaican singer-songwriter and musician. He was the rhythm guitarist and lead singer for the ska, rocksteady and reggae band Bob Marley & The Wailers (1963–1981). Marley remains the most widely known and revered performer of reggae music, and is credited with helping […]

The Cute Factor

We’ve written so many articles on cute things that got sent in to us by Andre the Property Broker.  I am now going to add something cute to our website every week  just so we can all go “awwwww” together. If you have something aww so cute you’d like me to post please go here […]

A Billion Wicked Thoughts – The Book

What get’s you smouldering? What turns you on? Most importantly, do you share these fantasies with your sexual partner? The internet has many adult dating sites where people are more than happy to share their preferences with complete strangers. There are loads of porn sites out there, some you pay for some you don’t, It […]

The Sex Toy Phenomenon

The ordentlike mense cringe at this but most of you would have used one or many by now. Either by yourself or to spice up the old sex life. Everyone is aware of sex toys and 8 out of 10 people own one. kaleidoscopic, glow-in-the-dark, glitteratti latex, jelly or rubber toys that line the walls […]

Will Ferrell And The Gopher

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Rabbit Takes The Biscuit

that is so cute!

Remember the aaw so cute cat playing with the dolphin?  Well our mate Andre, the Property broker,  sent us a picture and this is our new “aww so cute” favourite. Thank you Andre, your newest email has really made our day! This bunny really does take the biscuit.       AsstasticMore Posts – Website

The Final Shuttle Launch


Space exploration is woven into the fabric of life  on Florida’s central Atlantic coast. Children attend Astronaut High School and Satellite High. The telephone area code – 3-2-1 – reflects the countdown to launch. “I’ll cry when it launches. I’ll cry when it comes back.” said Laverne Woodard, who began working for Nasa as a […]

Afrikamasutra – Kama Sutra Translated Into Afrikaans

Kama Sutra In Afrikaans

It sounds ridiculous, and from where I’m sitting, I’m immediately also thinking about things we whisper in the dark and I can’t imagine saying it in Afrikaans, atleast,  not without laughing. Go on, try it… think of something raunchy and then say it in Afrikaans. That’s what I thought! A writer and three artists will […]

Push Me To The Floor – Best Music Video

Push me to the floor was the winner of best music video South African music awards 2010 and Best Video MK Awards 2010.You know I love The Parlotones right? You should know it if you read my articles here here, here and here.     AsstasticMore Posts – Website

Mothers Day – You used to Say It With Macaroni

As a kid you probably made your mom some seriously messed up cards that featured macaroni as part of the design. Your mother loved it and she probably still has it tucked away in a shoe box in the back of her cupboard somewhere. The 128th day of 2011 is Mothers Day.  We’re still recovering […]

World Wildlife Foundation – Still Fighting The Good Fight

At Socialyz, we are not quite tree huggers but we tend to join the good fight when it comes to looking after our planet, and keeping our prints green. I guess everyone has the whole “someone else will do it” or ” billions of other people are doing it” attitudes. Well billions of other people […]

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