US Vice President Takes A Nap At Royal Wedding

US vice president Joe Biden was spotted taking fourty winks at the Royal Wedding of PRince William and Kate Middleton. Joe SocialI’m writing this cos I have a lot to say and sometimes I can’t sleep unless I write it. Then its gone from my head. I am a blogger, and a property dude. I […]

The Royal Wedding Vows

So unless you’ve been under a rock today you might have not known that Prince William married his sweetheart Kate Middleton today. For those of you that couldn’t get off work and didn’t watch the events, here is a clip of the happy couple exchanging vows. Joe SocialI’m writing this cos I have a lot […]

The Royal Wedding – The Kiss

For those of you that missed it here is a video clip of the balcony kiss that everyone was waiting for. Its short but sweet Joe SocialI’m writing this cos I have a lot to say and sometimes I can’t sleep unless I write it. Then its gone from my head. I am a blogger, […]

Tara Palmer-Tomkinson Has Something On Her head

Tara Palmer-Tomkinson is at the Royal wedidng and she looks like a dick with something stupid on her head. Looks like a shoe to me! Joe SocialI’m writing this cos I have a lot to say and sometimes I can’t sleep unless I write it. Then its gone from my head. I am a blogger, […]

The Final Shuttle Launch


Space exploration is woven into the fabric of life  on Florida’s central Atlantic coast. Children attend Astronaut High School and Satellite High. The telephone area code – 3-2-1 – reflects the countdown to launch. “I’ll cry when it launches. I’ll cry when it comes back.” said Laverne Woodard, who began working for Nasa as a […]

Watch The Royal Wedding Live Online

For those of you out there that want to watch the royal wedding but you are sitting at work and you can’t… ITN have been kind enough to broadcast the whole thing live and online. You don’t want to miss the hats, some of them are insane. You can check it out by clicking

The Official Royal Wedding Programme

Ok so my fellow Socialyzers have been giving me crap about this but I couldn’t care. As a ‘reporter’, I feel this is public interest stuff and it needs to be reported. The big day is virtually upon us now and the official programme for the royal wedding has finally been released this morning. Kate […]

Royal Wedding Cake Dresses And Big Screen At V&A

Three couture dresses made out of cake will be on display and worn at the V&A Waterfront in Cape Town on Friday, April 29 – the day of the royal wedding. These will be on display at the Kamaldien forecourt on the Upper Level of the V&A Waterfront, where the Royal Wedding between prince William […]

Decorex Is On This Weekend At The CTICC

Well that’s another Easter under the belt and after a long weekend of Halaal Easter Egg hunts and pickled fish, many of you are probably wondering what to do for this long weekend? Now if like me, the Royal Wedding is less appealing to you than watching paint dry, then I can go one better […]

Afrikamasutra – Kama Sutra Translated Into Afrikaans

Kama Sutra In Afrikaans

It sounds ridiculous, and from where I’m sitting, I’m immediately also thinking about things we whisper in the dark and I can’t imagine saying it in Afrikaans, atleast,  not without laughing. Go on, try it… think of something raunchy and then say it in Afrikaans. That’s what I thought! A writer and three artists will […]

Push Me To The Floor – Best Music Video

Push me to the floor was the winner of best music video South African music awards 2010 and Best Video MK Awards 2010.You know I love The Parlotones right? You should know it if you read my articles here here, here and here.     AsstasticMore Posts – Website

Mothers Day – You used to Say It With Macaroni

As a kid you probably made your mom some seriously messed up cards that featured macaroni as part of the design. Your mother loved it and she probably still has it tucked away in a shoe box in the back of her cupboard somewhere. The 128th day of 2011 is Mothers Day.  We’re still recovering […]

The Bands4Africa And Quay 4 2011 Acoustic Talent Search

Is music your passion? Do you want to take it to the next level? This is the perfect opportunity to see whether you have what it takes to become a professional performer. has had a heads up on the 2011 Bands4Africa and Quay 4 Acoustic Talent search event which is now underway. Joe SocialI’m […]

World Wildlife Foundation – Still Fighting The Good Fight

At Socialyz, we are not quite tree huggers but we tend to join the good fight when it comes to looking after our planet, and keeping our prints green. I guess everyone has the whole “someone else will do it” or ” billions of other people are doing it” attitudes. Well billions of other people […]

Where To Watch The Royal Wedding In Cape Town

The Royal Wedding is happening this Friday and like most cities in the world, the Royal Wedding Fever in Cape Town is hotting up. If you don’t feel like watching at home or at work, then why not try these options to remember the big day? There are several establishments within Cape Town which are […]

Bittereinder – MK Studio 1

I’ve written about Bittereinder before. I am a fan. I am the biggest fan said Sam I am. Anyhoo, peach posted this to their facebook profile and I thought I’d share it with the world. You can see a teeny tiny interview on how intense they are 

We All Believe In The Easter Bunny – When We Are Young And Naive

I wrote an article on the King of Swaziland which featured a cartoon from On Socialyz we post about most things including political struggles. The Elections are coming up in May and Richard Hainebach over at Zapiro’s sent me a few cartoons which I thought I’d post.     This cartoon features ANC leader […]

South African To Put Men On Mars Within 20 Years

If I had this kind of money this is EXACTLY what I would be doing! South African Elon Musk, head of private US company SpaceX hopes to put an astronaut on Mars within 10 to 20 years. “We’ll probably put a first man in space in about three years,” Elon Musk told the Wall Street […]

Kelly Rowland Has A New Single Out And It Sucks

Remember we wrote about Beyonce’s new single and how much it sucks? Well, Kelly Rowland also has a new single out and it also sucks.   AsstasticMore Posts – Website

The Lazy Song

He became famous over night and damn I’m prety sure he’s a billionaire already! Bruno has done it again. Here is his latest song. It’s not as great as the last ones, it’s no love song but it is pretty catchy!   AsstasticMore Posts – Website

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