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Nandos are at it again, this time picking on Paris hilton for her recent escapades smoking weed as I posted here

Never one to miss out on such an opportunity, they had a great dig at her with their latest advert.

Love what they did there.

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There are reports that Paris Hilton was arrested for smoking weed at the Soccer World Cup

Paris Hilton was escorted from the Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium for allegedly smoking marijuana on Friday evening, Dispatch Online reports.

Hilton was in Port Elizabeth attending the Brazil vs Netherlands quarterfinal match at Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium, when she was escorted by police to the Mount Road Police Station in St Croix just before 8pm.

Provincial Head of Detectives in Port Elizabeth, Mark Magadlela, confirmed that Hilton was at the police station and had been released.

” There is an inquiry? I don’t want to comment further” he said.

Check the story here

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Join us at Cubaña for a Party that will be a real kick!

Cubaña Football Party

To the starting line we go Nations united by a love for one sport.

We are celebrating the Football World Cup in goal scoring Cubaña style, so round up your team mates and get ready for a winning evening!!

We have one event a month to attract new and existing clientele and treat them. On a night of a event our clientele get showered with promotions, special giveaways, prizes and a wide variety of entertainment that they would not receive on a normal Cubaña Evening!

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This has got to be the most disturbing and weird TV show ever! Its from a Belgian show, this is a fragment from the episode “Making Of” of the second season of Neveneffecten.

Its like the Teletubbies meets Ask Dr Ruth!

Very Very Disturbing!!

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Join us at Cubaña for the Doctor & Nurses Party!

Sick of working already ? Diagnosed with Friday night fever? Prescribe yourselves a night to relax at Cubaña where the sexy nurses serve you cocktails all night long. Scrub up and get ready to have xray-ted fun, where staying out late and taking shots is the best medicine! Don’t get a stroke when you see the heart stopping gorgeous doctors & nurses, just sit back, chill and let the Cubaña beats pump through your veins!

We have one event a month to attract new and existing clientele and treat them. On a night of a event our clientele get showered with promotions, special giveaways, prizes and a wide variety of entertainment that they would not receive on a normal Cubaña evening!

Start Time:
Saturday, 22 May 2010 at 20:00

End Time:
Sunday, 23 May 2010 at 02:00

Location:
All Cubana’s nationally

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I came across this awesome viral video hit on youtube. This just brought home to me how fun things, rather than constant social bickering, back stabbing and racist rhetoric (thanks Malema), is a far better way to unite our country.

I don’t know what her name is. I will call her Cynthia. Check Cynthia rock out when Jack Parows Dans Dans Dans hits the screen.

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WAKA WAKA – This Time for Africa – by Shakira – South Africa 2010 World Cup Official Song

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In a pathetic display of ‘leadership’,  Jacob Zuma has shown his true colours yet again and cowarded out of doing anything about Malema.

You can read the article here.

This is very sad. It shows Zuma is little more than a talking head, and that Malema can do whatever he wants, namely, abuse women verbally, abuse journalists verbally, racially insult people, call for murder to happen on the streets of our land, support mass murdering regimes in the name of the ANC, defy the ANC constitution by insulting his leaders, misuse police time to get opposition supporters thrown out of a vote which his candidate won.

The list goes on.

Jacob Zuma, shame on you. What do you expect from one corrupt politician to the next. I hope the people of South African wake up now and do something (votes wise) to remove this rotten bunch from power.

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Ok I’ve posted these before, some are better than others, but this one is particularly apt right now. You might remember this one about the Bulls, or this one about Oasis splitting.

This latest parody, created by journalist Gus Silber, is hilarious. Panga management classes! Nice work man.

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A mate of mine has recently packed up stuff in Cape Town and headed off to J Bay to volunteer helping kids get a good start in life. She is working at a creche. Im not quite sure about the nature of the attendees of the creche, be they orphans or whatever, but man they are cute! Well done to her for getting her ‘hands dirty’this way! We should all be doing this to create a peaceful SA!

Check this out. This kid in the blue looks Just like Julius Malema! haha

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So after a week of a lot of bullshit and political gerrymandering, racial slandering and the like, it’s nice to see something creative going down. I came across this awesome teaser trailer for a movie about MYberg (Joe berg, geddit?) Anyway it’s a cool trailer which sums Johannesburg up tpretty damn well. Good on you okes.

I would google it more to find out more but hey, I’m really busy today, so you peeps can do that. haha. Enjoy!

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So the news has just come in about Eugene Terreblanche being murdered on his farm by two of his workers.

Apparently he has killed with a kierie and a panga. In other words he was hacked to death. Regardless of the type of person he was, he would clearly be a target when instructed to ‘Kill The Boer’ one would think.

South Africa is very much a powder keg right now. Lets hope this doesn’t get ugly.

So far this has been trending like crazy on twitter, and there are even a few Facebook groups that have sprung up already. It’ll be intersting to see what our glorius leader will come up with the try calm people down? Even if the murder was simply a “wage negotiation gone wrong”,  it’s going to be an interesting few days folks!

So I’ve checked out what South African’s aresaying about this online…

How about this for kak about to happen!

Eugene terreblanche dood… Hoop julle is reg om saam te staan, want lyk my hulle wil oorlog he – unknown

The voice of reason had this to say…

XXXXXX  is hoping that the murder of right wing leader Eugene Terreblanche on his farm can be used to galvanise mobilisation against crime and hate speech instead of perpetuating racial laagers…

I’m not trying to be a doomsayer but the general consensus out there by the educated average South Africa is that Malema has put us back to 1985.

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Why not get your animal a REAR BUTT COVER this year? I mean what self respecting animal wouldnt want a flower up its ass? Only kidding, its a cover, not actually inserted, but man what a fucken STUPID  idea. This is a world gone mad. As they say:

Is your pet feeling left in the dirt because of his/her unsightly rear? I’ve got them covered… Rear Gear is handmade in Portland, OR and offers a cheerful solution to be-rid your favorite pet’s un-manicured back side.

Firstly, how the fuck would you know if your pet had issues with its ass, other than maybe watching it drag itself down the drive on its ass, by its front legs??

Secondly, those who have issues with the dogs crack should maybe seek more than this ‘cosmetic’ help!

So what happens when the lil fucker needs a number 2?

Bitches the world over would say…. you need to learn to lift the ‘seat’. Surely this would fuck with dogs’ abilities to sniff each others asses? I meant thats what dogs DO!!!

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In an absolutely pointless exercise a 10 second teaser clip has been released for the latest issue fueled Twilight movie, Eclipse.

Dunno if I can handle this, it’s pure teen angst love mixed with Vampire and Werewolf…. what’s next?? Bring on the Zombies!!!! I’d fucken love it if Bella suddenly pulled a ‘Thriller’ move on our asses, haha that would get me interested!

Enjoy… or not.

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Everyone loves domino rally. Well these okes clearly havent grown up, but man what a music video. This must have taken flippen ages to set up and rehearse. Its an awesome result!

Tags: domino rally, insane domino rally, ok go, this too shall pass, this too shall pass music video

This is pretty funny, kinda self explanatory. It’s something I wish I had thought of.

Tana Umaga is there somewhere I’m sure of it!

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This email is from Miss Anna ..subject reads..” HELLO”

Attention,Permit me to solicit for your assistance to invest in your Country.I have been searching for a addvanced/developing country with economic and political stability to invest in. I wish you will be of a great assistance to me considering your position and statues in Business. However, I will keep further detail personal till when I read from you. I wish mydream to invest in your Country will be a successful one..I do expect to read from you as soon as possible Yours.Miss Anna.

Dear Miss Anna,

HELLO to you too!

To be quite honest with you, I would not permit you to “solicit” me, but seeing as you have already made me open this email I might as well read it.

Unfortunately your search for an “advanced/developing country with economic and political stability” seems to have led you to South Africa for some reason. I don’t know if you’ve heard but most countries are now struggling, with the current recession and all that crap. Yes, it’s getting better, but South Africa will need more than just a bit of economic growth to get anywhere near ‘addvanced/developing”.

To call our economy stable would be pushing it just a wee bit! Our political situation is no better off. At the moment our current ruling party is more concerned with the fact that Zacob Zuma has now got “approximately” 20 (twenty) children. It’s sad to say all political parties are at war with each other, be it over the 20 children fiasco or how to run a country. Shit happens!

You’ve struck out twice already. You can only strike out 3 times right? OBVIOUSLY..you would prove me wrong!
Unfortunately South Africa is neither “addvanced” or “developing”. Something to do with politicians and how they cannot run a country!! Just a rumour I heard! Who am I? I just live here!

Yes, please, let us consider my current position and “statues” in business. I currently work as a Broker’s assistant, I have not been paid in 3 months. Basically it is not good. Short and sweet. There you have it. Just in case you didn’t know..that means…I’m being fucked over and there isn’t a damn thing I can do about it!

Please do as you promised and keep “this detail” private, as I wouldn’t want the world to know what a prick the person who is supposed to pay me, is.

It’s AWESOME that you wish and dream. I do that too sometimes. Sometimes I dream prince Charming will sweep me off my feet and together we can ride off into the sunset in his white 4×4. Other times, I wish people like you would stop sending me totally, unasked for ,crap emails that basically comes down to be a big scam!

I expect to “read” from you soon too, in fact why don’t we “read” from each other at least once a week so we can become the bestest Interweb mates so we can pretend we’re not scamming each other! AWESOME IDEA!

Yours

Miss BananaHammock

PS. Don’t give up on your search for that “addvanced/developing” country with political and economic stability; hopefully they will give you Microsoft word so you can do a spell /grammar check on your scams before you send them to decent hard working citizens. VIVA SOUTH AFRICA!

It’s way past your bedtime and everyone else’s for that matter and you want something to munch, but you’re not quite sure what. So with a sigh, you pull on a dirty pair of Jeans, and quickly put a bra on, grab your wallet, your flip-flops and with a wild mop of hair on your head you drive to ..dum dum dum….the garage!

Already annoyed that you had to go out at some ungodly hour, you expect to be greeted with a smile. Instead your smile turns upside down when the cashier grunts a hello at you, what can you do besides sigh ?

So to Precious with the not so Precious attitude I would like to say the following;

The fact that you work with the public should indicate that you are a bubbly person with a sparkling personality, but instead all I can really see is a woman who is super pissed off with the world and takes it out on her customers. Also, I saw you picking your nose. This is probably not something you should be doing when you work in a place where food stuffs etc gets handled. If you have a cold or if your nose is itching please go to the bathroom and blow your nose. AND FOR GOD’S SAKE – WASH YOUR HANDS!!

Precious, my sweet, I would suggest a new line of work for you, not just because you have no real ummfff for working with the public but also because you clearly cannot count. When I say 40 Marlboro lights, I don’t mean 40 packets of Marlboro lights.AS in 40 cigarettes!! If I wanted 40 packets I would indicate… So after what seemed forever explaining to you that one packet of cigarettes contain 10 or 20 cigarettes and that 20 + 20 = 40 we finally reached a grand total of R90.00 ..after w e got past the cigarette issue and you managed to ring up the rest of my items!
For whatever reason you hate your job and your life (and you probably hate doing the night shift ) I understand It’s not the best job, but you should embrace it none the less. Make the best of it! You could be cleaning someone else’s toilet for that matter. In fact…you could be a roll of toilet paper. Now that’s a kak job!

I do get to thank you for one thing..While you were taking super long ringing up my items I did manage to get a conversation started with the bloke behind me, you totally helped me get a very nice fireman’s telephone number. Oh no wait..I was just day dreaming away from your attitude…

This is fantastic! I’ve always wanted to know the real scenario between these two toxin misadventures. A little surprised at the results to be honest! Enjoy

Dan Levy Presents: Drunks vs Highs!

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